SHERIFF WAYNE IVEY: Don’t Sell Drugs in Brevard and Don’t Hide Contraband in Your Body When Going to Jail

Robert Plummer found his way to Ivey’s Iron Bar Lodge once again after he attempted to flee from Deputies

In this week’s “Drug Dealing For Dummies” lesson we discuss how not one single person on the planet wants to put drugs in their body that you just shoved up your poop chute.

That’s right…if you are gonna try to hide your supply of drugs, the last place you should think about putting them is in your prison wallet, as who in the world wants to ingest something you just shoved up your butt and then defecated out on the floor.

While “Drug Dealing For Dummies” is a guide, some things shouldn’t need to be said such as…don’t do drugs, don’t sell drugs, don’t sell drugs in Brevard County, and without question, don’t try to hide drugs when you are going to jail by shoving them up your anus.

Especially when we constantly tell you that no matter where you hide your contraband, we are still going to find it through our X-ray machine or during the strip search before you are taken to a cell.

I mean let’s be honest folks, there are not a lot of places you can hide drugs when you are being stripped search, so for us, its really a matter of after we put on our gloves do we go in your mouth first to search for drugs or your prison wallet first.

Sadly, not everyone reads “Drug Dealing For Dummies” as last night Robert Plummer found his way to Ivey’s Iron Bar Lodge once again after he attempted to flee from Deputies who were trying to stop him on his bicycle.

You may recall from “Weekend Arrest Update” that Plummer was just arrested days ago for resisting and trying to pull a gun from a bag when Deputies were taking him into custody.

Now here he is again doing the same exact crap and earning another ride in our courtesy shuttle to the Brevard County Jail after he physically resisted Deputies again.

The only difference in this time and his previous visit just days before, is when he was taken into the changing area last night to put on his new jail attire, he defecated on the floor and out popped three separate baggies of drugs.

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That’s right, he copped a squat and defecated three separate baggies on the floor that respectively contained 5.3 grams of a substance that field tested positive for meth, 4 grams of a substance that field tested positive for meth, and a baggie that contained 5.29 grams of a substance that field tested positive for cocaine.

Well regardless of how crappy he acted, we still got him a not so nice room with no view at the lodge and a slightly used pair of shower slides to make his stay more comfortable after he was charged with two counts of Introduction of Contraband Into A Detention Facility, Resisting An Officer With Violence, Resisting Without Violence, two counts of Possession of a Controlled Substance, Battery on a Law Enforcement Officer, and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia.

In next week’s “Drug Dealing For Dummies” lesson we will discuss how dealing drugs is bad enough, but being dumb enough to put your hands on one of our Deputies is without question one of the dumbest things you will ever do.

– Sheriff Wayne Ivey

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