FANTASY FOOTBALL: ESPN Gives you 100 Facts for the 2018 Football Season

ESPN analysts give their take on what to expect from the 2018-2019 NFL season

ABOVE VIDEO: The 2018 Fantasy Football season is getting ready to begin, ESPN analysts give their take on what to expect from the 2018-2019 NFL season. 

Everything you are about to read is false. Except that statement, which is true. And that last statement about the first statement, that one is also true. As is that third sentence, about the second.

And, well, this one. But everything else, OK, everything else, is a lie. Not counting, of course, the declaration that everything else is a lie. Because that part is true. About lying, I mean.

It’s not a lie that the statement that everything you will read in this article is a lie, because that part is true. Everything else is a lie, except the declaration that everything is a lie is true.

That’s the part that’s not a lie, even though I said everything else is a lie.

Confused yet? Like, you follow the logic, but then it gets a bit fuzzy? Get used to it. Because the 2018 fantasy football season is officially underway. Hello, old friend, and welcome back.

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