If you happened to have lost or accidentally misplaced 18 kilos of cocaine and would like to have your property returned, please contact us at the number below, and we will be more than happy to reunite you with your lost property. – Sheriff Wayne Ivey
BREVARD COUNTY, FLORIDA – If you happened to have lost or accidentally misplaced 18 kilos of cocaine and would like to have your property returned, please contact us at the number below, and we will be more than happy to reunite you with your lost property.
All of us, at one point or another in our lives, have lost or misplaced something important and are always hopeful that a good samaritan or an incredibly kind person will find our lost item and do the right thing by returning it to its rightful owner.
Well since at the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office we always strive to do the right thing, our Narcotics Agents are trying to identify the rightful owner of the 18 kilos of cocaine pictured below that inadvertently fell off the back of someone’s boat as they were apparently enjoying a leisurely stroll along the beautiful coastline and beaches of Brevard County.
Thankfully, the kilos were in watertight packaging and are brilliantly branded by the cartel for marketing purposes, with a very stoic-looking jaguar on each package, which makes them easily identifiable and ready to be reclaimed!!
The lost items were thankfully discovered by a passerby who, in an effort to do the right thing, contacted our agency and turned them in!! So, in keeping with the theme of doing the right thing, we feel it’s important to try to identify the rightful owner of the property!! I mean it’s the very least we can do, especially since it seems so expensive and we are pretty sure that the rightful owners would just kill to get it back.
So if the 18 kilos of coke belongs to you, all we need you to do is come down to our Criminal Investigative Services building in Rockledge and claim your property with absolutely no strings attached!! That’s right…no strings attached, as once we properly identify you as the rightful owner, we will gladly return your property and also make sure that both you and your property are kept in a secure area so that no one can try to rip you off.
In fact, we are so excited to return something this valuable to its rightful owner that we are also going to throw in an all-expenses-paid extensive “staycation” at “Ivey’s Iron Bar Lodge” so that you can reflect for a while on exactly how much your lost property means to you.
Like my Dad always said…doing the right thing is always right so help us return your lost and extremely valuable property by calling the number listed below.
